A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?A chicken sandwitch!A witch jokeWhy did the witches go on strike?They wanted sweeping reforms!A witch jokeWhen a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?Get wet!A witch jokeWhat did the witch say to the ugly toad?”I’d put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it”!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?A peacelock!A wizard jokeWhat kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?All of them, busses don’t jump!A wizard jokeWhat happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?He burped 7-Up!